So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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