Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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