Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
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College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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