i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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