can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.