i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
There r osticjed everywhere
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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