At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
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