we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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