I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
