Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Every concussion has its silver lining
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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