Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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