i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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