If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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