This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
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Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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