Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
