oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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