You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I see more hoeing in ur future
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