So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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