also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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