After last night, I could never be a politician.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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