My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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