he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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