what if I'm pregnant?
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they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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