Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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