Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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