So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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