If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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