sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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