Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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