this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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