We're like a lot better than the average bears
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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