Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Randomize
