My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
