Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
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The dick lei will go down in squad history
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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