Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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