What a fucking waste of an outfit
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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