im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
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Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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