yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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