I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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