i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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