i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I just want to make out with him forever
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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