Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
should my penis look like a turkey
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Such a big mess for such a small penis
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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