She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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