oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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