I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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