I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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