I want to make a zoo with you.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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