break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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