I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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