So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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