We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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