It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
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I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
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The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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