yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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