i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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