This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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